So i have a friend, let’s call her Demi, for the purpose of my blog. Demi is a good, hard working intelligent Indian girl. Indian girls can be called Demi right? Well Demi’s reached the ripe age of 25 and is looking to settle down. Unfortunately the problem is Miss Demi is quite high maintenance, not in terms of money but more in terms of attention and time. She has a very strict criteria which needs to be fulfilled. Her husband to be needs to possess the following qualities-
1) Must be educated and in what her parents call a “respectable” job- so no estate agents or gym instructors. By the way I mean respectable in accordance to Asian parents standards- which means only a doctor, lawyer or accountant.
2) Must be tall, well built and obviously good looking like Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt (old..but still yummy- her words not mine!), Ed Westwick, Jonathan Rys Meyers. Ryan Gosling or Robert Pattison from some angle or when you squint.
3) Must love chocolate and all forms of it eg chocolate bars, chocolate milkshake, chocolate ice cream and chocolate cake!
4) Must love going out to new restaurants- Demi is a food guru and knows all the top restaurants to go to in London as well as what to order on the menu. If she hasn’t heard of a restaurant it’s not worth going to!
5) Must love travelling- the girl spent four months travelling around Malaysia, Singapore and Thailand. Her next big trip will be the south of America.
So if you know anyone who would be a good potential for my friend Demi get in touch and maybe together we can help Demi find Mr Right (or should it be Mr Moore?????!!!!!!!!?????????)
Who needs shaadi.com when you have mrandmrsm.com!
Demi is an Indian Hindu, look through your list of Indian friends and let me know :)
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